3-Day Weekend!

Yesss, it looks as though I'm finally finished with everything I have to do before this glorious Memorial Day Weekend and what a relief it is! Just a week away from finals and summer, and I can spend the rest of my summer days at work before heading to the Land of the Rising Sun in August. Get hype!

And now, before I link you to music that you won't click on, here's What's In, What's Out, and finally What Should Make A Comeback!

[What's In]

That's right! If you guessed MUSIC FESTIVALS, specifically SASQUATCH, you'd be correct! This weekend is the legendary (kind of... ok not really) music festival somewhere in the mysterious, feral land of Washington where indie bands, sometimes hip-hop music, and others come to strut their stuff on stage for you. Woodstock was so last movement.

(See also: Doing drugs so you don't notice how bad that indie band you've never heard of is, hipsters, Public Enemy, getting muddy)

[What's Out]

You're getting the hang of it now! That's right, having a bad haircut is currently out. Or rather, I wish it was. No disrespect to lesbians here, it seems no specific group is just getting their haircut poorly but mostly everyone! Honestly, if you want to look like complete shit in order to "be ironic" then, let's be honest, you've been What's Out status since birth. If you're doing it because the people you smoke cigarettes and drink $5 cups of coffee with started to do it, you might be a twat.

Alternatively, for an example of good haircuts and good music, go visit Alec over at A-Ton or Sam at DoubleFine.

[What's Should Make a Comeback]

That's goddamn for sure, these little scooters were not only super convenient if you like getting places slowly, they were SO TRENDY back in elementary school. I clearly remember oo's and aw's at videos of some supernerd riding around a Razor scooter in a skatepark, the degenerate skateboarders (for that is the only type) pointing and laughing as this little child spun his little pushride around. If you're listening, marketing gods, it's not too late for the RZRSCTR to make a sweet new-age comeback. It's easy, really, get Gucci Mane to write a song about it and then you'll have adults buying it (but let's face it, if you like Gucci Mane, you probably have the brain capacity of an elementary schooler).

Good night and good luck,

Gutter Trash

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